If praising Pakistan is a crime in India then I am afraid I too am a criminal just like Sidhu.

Oh! Sid! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?
Buddy BAJWA
Friends with Sidhu
Om!
ACTOR IN LAW

The Pumpkin Seller is a cynic and tends to observe life through a sceptic's prism. The use of pseudonym is deliberate to avoid bias that attaches to names.